I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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