For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
