I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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