i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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