bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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