fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
He has the fingertips of a God
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