How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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