I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Holy sore nipples Batman
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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