just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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