Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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