I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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