she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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