he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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