Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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