Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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