dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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