Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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