No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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