I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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