would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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