So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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