im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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