lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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