You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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