Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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