no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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