Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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