Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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