i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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