Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Randomize