just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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