he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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