So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize