Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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