I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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