She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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