That's intense
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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