But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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