I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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