dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
