i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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