he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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