We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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