You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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