with your own penis?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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