would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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