so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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