can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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