So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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