So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
