Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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