I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Ladies don't puke and tell
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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