Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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