Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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