Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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